[WARRIOR'S GATE]
MY HERO...
YOU ARE THE WINNER.
OH HE SHOTS, HE SCORES. COME ON BLACK KNIGHTS STRIKES AGAIN.
JACK!
WHEN ARE YOU JUST GONNA CLEAN UP?
YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE COMING TO SEE THE HOUSE.
- YEAH I'M DOING HOMEWORK. - HOMEWORK?
- YEAH HOMEWORK. - YOU THINK I'M FOOLS?
- NO, I'M WORKING ON THAT. - HOMEWORK.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE. - WANT ME UPGRADE THE COMPUTER?
HEY I DON'T MEAN TO PUT PRESSURE ON YOU SWEETIE,
BUT YOU REALLY GOT TO GRADE AT SCHOOL.
AS GOOD AS POINT A.
I JUST.. I CAN'T AFFORD COLLEGE.
YOU GOTTA GOT A SCHOLARSHIP.
IS NOTHING SELLING?
6 MONTHS, NOT A HOUSE.. NOT AN APARTMENT.
HEY MR. CHANG SAYS EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON..
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? WELL MR. CHANG
IS NOT GETTING HIS HOME FORECLOSED DOWN IN 90 DAYS.
I'M SORRY.
I KNOW HES YOUR FRIEND AND..
IT'S REALLY SWEET OF HIM TO GIVE YOU A JOB AND EVERYTHING, BUT..
WE DON'T NEED PHILOSOPHY.
WE NEED A BREAK.
HEY..
- HOW'S IT GOING WITH TRAVIS AND THEM? - OH IT'S FINE.
- NO MORE BULLY. - I JUST TOLD YOU.
OKAY.
- I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU TOO.
NO MORE GAMING, UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK.
- IS THAT A THREAT? - YUP.
I'M THE OCTO MAN! [ACCEPT CHALLENGE]
- HECTOR YOU DORK, AN OCTOPUS HAS 8 ARMS. - WHATEVER.
LOOK WHO'S HERE?
- WATCH THIS DORK! - OH NO TRAVIS.
LET'S TRY THIS TRACK, YOU LIKE THAT, YOU LIKE THAT! - YEAH!
LIKE THAT HUH? BYE BYE!
- RIGHT AWAY JACK! - COME ON MATE GET OUT OF HERE.
- THAT'S FOR SURE. - YOU SHOW HIM, TRAVIS.
GET AWAY.
- HEY TRAVIS YOU ALL RIGHT THERE? - OH TRAVIS I'M REALLY SORRY.
HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA TELL YOU?
THIS IS OUR SPOT.
YOU SAID THE PARK OF MAGNOLIA WAS YOUR SPOT, YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.
ANY PLACE THERE'S A RAMP.
THAT'S OURS.
YOU ALMOST KILLED ME. TWERP.
I'M SORRY OKAY? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
ACCIDENT OR NOT..
STILL GONNA KICK YOUR ASS.
NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY.
DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY BOY! LET'S GO!
HURRY BOY! COME ON!
GO, BOY! LET'S GO BOYS!
GO, GO, GO, GO!
OH GATE!
[STUDENT DRIVER]
HEY WATCH OUT KID!
- GET AWAY MAN! - WATCH IT!
HE'S THAT WAY!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
WOW, WOW, WOW!
I'M SORRY MAM!
OKAY..
[CARNARVON ST.]
[COLUMBIA ST.]
[DOWNTOWN PARKADE, PUBLIC PARKING]
COME ON, COME ON, HURRY UP!
NO, NO, NO!
WOW! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO THE FRAT PARTY?
- WHERE DID HE GO? - MOVE GENTLEMAN, AWAY!
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
- PROBLEM AGAIN? - I'M IN TROUBLE STILL.
YOU SHOULD USE SOME OF YOUR MOVEMENTS IN YOUR GAME, JACK.
KICK SOME BUTT.
THIS AIN'T THE GAMING WORLD MR. CHANG, THIS IS REAL WORLD.
ONE'S GET NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER.
- BRAVERY IS BRAVERY. - LOOK AT ME.
DO I.. DO I EVEN LOOK LIKE I HAVE ONE AWESOME BRAVE IN ME?
LOOKING AND BEING ARE 2 DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUNG JACK.
ON THIS CASE.. HERE WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.
WELL, LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET SOME WORK OUT OF MY EMPLOYEE.
YEAH OKAY.
HOW ARE THING AT HOME?
MOMS WORRIED ABOUT MONEY.
REAL ESTATE MARKETS DEAD. SHE HASN'T SOLD ANYTHING IN MONTHS.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE.
WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING TO HELP HER OUT.
MEDICAL APP OR SOMETHING?
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
THE NEW SHIPMENT FROM MY COUSIN IN BEIJING. HELP ME OPEN IT.
- MR. CHANG WHAT'S THIS? - IT HAS BEEN IN MY FAMILY SINCE.. FOREVER.
- YOU LIKE IT? - YEAH I DO.
- THE DANCING PRINCESS. - YEAH LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BREAKING.
- YOU KNOW, LIKE.. - OH GOD..
SEE LOOK?
I DON'T THINK SO YOUNG JACK.
SHE LIVED A LONG.. LONG.. TIME AGO. SHE SAVED A COUNTRY FROM THE BARBARIANS.
TALK ABOUT BRAVE, SHE WAS BRAVE.
THIS LITTLE GIRL CAN KICK BUTT BIG TIME.
WHERE DO I PUT IT?
- HOW ABOUT YOUR HOUSE? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN.. A PRESENT..
- NO MR. CHANG.. I CAN'T.. I CAN'T.. - OH SURE YOU CAN.
YOU WATCH THE SHOP WHILE I GOING ON VACATIONS.
- OH BUT YOU ALREADY PAYING ME FOR THAT. - BAD MANNERS TO REFUSE A GIFT.
- THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
- HEY SO I HAVE AN IDEA. - WHAT?
THIS HOUSE.. REALLY KINDA TOO BIG FOR BOTH OF US.
I MEAN WHEN DAD WAS HERE IT WAS FINE. BUT NOW..
YOU KNOW.. MAYBE WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT RENTING OUR ROOM HALL.
TO THAT SOME KID FROM UNIVERSITY OR SOMETHING.
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE A KID LIKE YOU?
ON THE LOTTERY?
NIGHT.
- WHERE IS THE BLACK KNIGHT? - WHAT?
HEY!
WHERE IS THE BLACK KNIGHT?
- I.. I'M THE BLACK KNIGHT. - YOU LIE! YOU DIE!
BLACK KNIGHT, IT'S OCTO MAN.
- HEY WAIT, WAIT. - I'LL CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL TO DEATH.
IT IS A VIDEO GAME! IT'S A VIDEO GAME!
OKAY? I JUST.. I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU MAN.
I'M 8 ARMS NOW BRO.
OKAY YOU SEE THAT'S THE CHALLENGER AND THAT'S ME, THE BLACK KNIGHT.
IT IS TRUE..
YEAH IT'S ME, HEY LOOK WHEN I MOVE..
HE MOVES.
FIGHT!
YOU ARE THE WINNER.
JUST YOU WAIT MAN, WHEN I'M COMEBACK WITH 12 ARMS.
- SO YOU ARE THE BLACK KNIGHT. - IN THE GAME WORLD, I'M THE BLACK KNIGHT.
IN THIS WORLD I'M JACK BRONSON.
JACK BRONSON WORTHLESS TO ME.
BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
JACK BRONSON, I NEED YOUR HELP.
FOR WHAT?
I NEED YOU TO GUARD THE MOST PRECIOUS TREASURE OF THE EMPIRE.
EXCUSE ME?
YOUR MAJESTY, YOU CAN GO OUT.
THE PRINCESS AND FUTURE EMPRESS.
HI, I'M JACK.
ANYONE WHO TOUCHES THE PRINCESS DIES. THAT IS THE RULE.
NO EXCEPTIONS?
THERE'S NO POINT IN HAVING RULE IF YOU HAVE EXCEPTION.
SOMETIMES IS GOOD TO BE A LITTLE FLEXIBLE.
IT'S USELESS.
BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER..
I'M HALLUCINATING, THIS IS CRAZY, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
- WHERE ARE YOUR-WEAPONS? - MY WEAPONS?
WARRIOR ZHAO SAID YOU WERE GOING TO PROTECT ME.
TO PROTECT ME YOU NEED TO HAVE SKILLS AND WEAPONS.
HEY YOU KNOW, I.. I THINK WARRIOR ZHAO A LITTLE CONFUSE BECAUSE..
I'M NOT THE BLACK KNIGHT.
I DON'T HAVE SKILLS OR WEAPONS.
SO WARRIOR ZHAO WAS RIGHT, YOU ARE WORTHLESS.
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN WE START OVER? I'M JACK..
- WHAT DO I CALL YOU? - YOUR HIGHNESS.
- I NEED A NAME. - SULIN.
- OKAY. - I'M HUNGRY JACK.
BRING BE SWALLOW NEST SOUP.
ROASTED SNAIL, THE BIG KIND.
OH AND DUCK TONGUE IN HOT CHILLI SAUCE.
LET'S SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
[MUSIC]
NOT BAD.
SU LIN?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
HEY, JUST IN TIME. HEY, HOW'S YOUR SLEEP?
GREAT, HOW DID YOUR SLEEP?
GOOD.
- DO WANT TO SIT DOWN? - UMM, NO, NO.
BECAUSE I READ THAT IT'S BETTER FOR YOUR DIGESTION IF YOU'RE STANDING.
I NEVER HEARD IT.
OKAY, I'LL DO THE DISHES.
NO, NO, I'LL DO IT MOM, I DO IT MOM, I'LL DO DISHES TODAY.
EXCUSE ME, WHAT?
YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK, THE BRIDGE'S DOWN, THIS TRAFFIC, YOU CAN BE LATE.
- THE BRIDGE? - YEAH. NO, YOU GOTTA GO, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.
- OKAY I NEED MY KEYS.. - GOT IT, PLEASE... OK.
HEY, I AM GONNA GO SEE AUNT SOPHIE TOMORROW, DO YOU WANNA COME WITH?
OH NO, I GOTTA A LOT STUFF TO DO, LIKE HOMEWORK.
YEAH, BYE BYE.
OKAY, YOU GOTTA COME INSIDE.
HEY, I AM NOT JOKING.
GOD!
OK, STAY HERE, DON'T MOVE.
WHADDUP, MAN?!
SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE MY OCTOPUS, BRO?
LAME.
DAMN, IT'S A PROTOTYPE, YO, JUST GIMME SOME TIME.
- I'LL BE KILLING IT 8 ARMS AND SHIT. - HELLO.
HELLO?
YOU GONNA INTRO ME, BRO?
- THIS IS HECTOR. - OCTOMAN, YO.
OCTOMAN, THIS IS YOUR HIGHNESS.
- REALLY? THAT'S HER NAME? - YEAH, THAT'S IT.
WELL, POUND IT UP, YOUR HIGHNESS.
NO!
OH DUDE, I AM SO SORRY.
I AM SORRY, YOU OK?
YEAH, IT'S COOL MAN, I KINDA WORRY, YOU KNOW.
SO WHAT'S THE STORY HERE?
IT'S COMPLICATED, I DON'T REALLY WANT TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. - DUDE, THE GIRL IS HOT.
- YOU'RE GONNA HOOK UP? - NO, IF YOU KEEP ASK..
ME STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT.
YOU TELL ME ALL ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?
- UNTIL THE LAST DETAIL. - RIGHT, CATCH YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS LATER.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
- HE WANT TO HIT ME. - NO, HE WANT TO FIST BUMP YOU!
IT'S A GREETING LIKE A HANDSHAKE.
DIDN'T YOU HEAR WARRIOR ZHAO?
NO ONE CAN TOUCH A PRINCESS, YOU GET YOUR HEAP CHOPPED OFF.
- THAT'S THE RULE. - OK, MAYBE WHERE YOU COME FROM..
THAT'S THE RULE, BUT HERE, HERE THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT.
WHEN YOU GO BACK TO YOUR WORLD,
YOU CAN CHOP OFF AS MANY HEADS AS YOU WANT, I PROMISE.
BUT HERE, MY WORLD MY RULE, OK?
OK.
NO!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - OBSERVING YOUR WORLD,
SO I CAN LEARN THE RULES BETTER.
NO, NO, NO, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK INSIDE.
HOW AM I GONNA TO LEARN RULES OF YOUR WORLD IF I DON'T SEE IT?
WELL YOU CAN GO OUT DRESSED LIKE THAT.
- WHY NOT? - BECAUSE..
BECAUSE, THEY WILL STARE AND WONDER WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
IF I WERE DRESSED DIFFERENTLY COULD I STAND HERE?
- YES. - THEN CALL THE TAILOR AND HAVE HIM..
- MAKE ME NEW CLOTH. - WE DON'T GET OUR CLOTHES FROM THE TAILOR.
THEN TAKE ME WHERE YOU DO.
THIS FOR MAN.
- YOU OKAY? - WHAT'S THAT?
- THAT'S ICE CREAM, IT'S FOOD. - WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?
WELL, IT'S COLD AND SWEET.
I WANT ONE.
OK WHAT FLAVOR DO YOU WANT? THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA, STRAWBERRY, CHERRY AND MINT..
UMM, I WANT ALL OF THEM.
ALL OF THEM?
OK.
- GIRL, YOU'RE THE SHIT. - HEY HEY, IT'S YOUR ICE CREAM.
- YEAH, WE GOTTA GO. - THAT WAS FUN.
- YEAH, REALLY? - I LIKE THEM ALL, JACK, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME HERE.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M THE SHIT?
WHEN YOU REALLY LIKE SOMETHING, THAT'S WHAT WE SAY.
HEY MOM.
- HELLO. - I ATE ICE CREAM.
YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
MOM, I FORGET TO TELL YOU. YESTERDAY IN SCHOOL THEY ASKED SOMEONE TO VOLUNTEER..
TO TAKE AN EXCHANGE STUDENT, AND...
- SULIN SHOWED UP TODAY. - OH YOU FRESH OUT OF THE BOAT.
NO BOAT, I CAME BY BOX.
- WHAT? - OH SHE MEANT PLANE.
PLANE, BECAUSE BOX AND PLANE ARE THE SAME IN HER LANGUAGE.
WHAT'S THE PLANE?
- SHE DOES IT ALL THE TIME. - I THOUGHT SHE JUST GOTTEN HERE.
- SHE DID. - BUT YOU JUST SAID ALL THE TIME.
I DID, I MEANT THAT IN THE TIME SHE'S BEEN HERE.
- ARE YOU OK WITH THIS? - YEAH, I MEAN..
- NO, NO, NO. - SULIN, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
I AM JACK'S MOM, I AM ANNIE.
I AM SO HUNGRY.
I AM SURE WE HAVE SALAD, FRESH CORN AND.. HAMBURGER.
SULIN DO YOU LIKE HAMBURGERS?
I LIKE SNAILS, LIKE JACK AND ME LAST NIGHT.
LAST NIGHT?
THE CHINESE GRAMMAR, THEY GET THEIR PAST AND FUTURE TENSES MIXED UP A LOT.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ACTING VERY WEIRD.
WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE BURGERS ON?
SU LIN AND I WILL GO MAKE UP THE COUCH AND THE GUESS ROOM FOR HER.
I'M GONNA BE GONE TOMORROW BUT MAYBE WHEN I GET BACK WE CAN
GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER LITTLE BETTER?
MAYBE WE CAN GO TO THE MALL, IT'S THE SHIT.
- WHO TOLD YOU THAT? - JACK.
UMM, THIS IS WHERE YOU GONNA BE SLEEPING.
- SHE SAID THAT? - TO MY MOM.
- THAT IS ILL DUDE. - HECTOR, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN, THE GIRL IS HOT. THINGS I WOULD DO TO HER..
GOOD NIGHT HECTOR.
EXCUSE ME, THE BED NEXT DOOR IS IN THE WRONG POSITION.
VERY BAD FENG SHUI, I CAN'T SLEEP.
THIS ONE GOOD FENG SHUI.
DON'T FORGET TO CLEAN THE HOUSE.
OH DON'T WORRY, YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE THE PLACE WHEN GET BACK.
- SAY HI TO AUNT SOPHIE. - SURE.
- WHERE IS SHE? - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
- WHERE IS THE PRINCESS? - LISTEN MAN, I DON'T KNOW, OK?
I AM HERE.
NO, NO, NO!
JACK! JACK!
JACK! JACK! JACK! JACK!
OK, I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HER OUTTA OF YOUR SIGHT.
- YOU WORTHLESS! - I AM NOT A WARRIOR!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING.
I WAS EXPECTING MORE.
OK, WELL HOW ABOUT THIS FOR MORE, WHEN I SAW SHE WAS TAKEN BY THOSE..
WHATEVER THE HELL THOSE I JUMPED IN AND AFTER THEM, MAN, OK?
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
AND BY THE WAY, WE CAME THE SAME WAY SECONDS APART, SHE SHOULD BE HERE.
- SHE'S NOT. - WELL WHERE IS SHE THEN?
- I DON'T KNOW. - HOW YOU COULD NOT KNOW? I WAS RIGHT BEHIND HER.
I WAS BUSY!
MAYBE SHE CAME IN AND RAN OUT. SHE PROBABLY OUTSIDE.
WAIT, DON'T!
OOPS.
OK, OK.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I AM BACKING OUT ON YOU,
BUT IT'S NOT, YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF HOMEWORK TO DO..
SO I SHOULD GETTING BACK BY NOW, JUST GO BACK TO WHERE I CAME.
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
SO I AM STUCK HERE, THERE'S NO OTHER WAY OUT?
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- I AM NOT IN CHARGE OF TRANSPORTATION. - WELL WHO IS?
- THE WIZARD IT IS. - AND WHERE'S THE WIZARD?
JACK BRONSON, I WON'T DO THAT.
- WAKE UP! - STOP! NEVER WAKE A SLEEPING WIZARD.
WHAT? I'LL GET MY HEAD CHOPPED OFF?
YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
LUCKY GUESS. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE CHOPPING OFF HEADS? I MEAN, REALLY.
IT'S EFFECTIVE.
CLOSE THE DOOR!
CUT THE ROPE!
GET BEHIND ME!
OPEN THE DOOR.
THERE'S LIKE THOUSANDS OF..
JUST OPEN IT.
OK.
SORRY. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, YOUNG MAN?
- JACK. - OH JACK, WELCOME JACK.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
NO, YOU JUST LOOK A LOT LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW.
IS HE HANDSOME?
YES.
OK, NOW LET'S GO FIND THE PRINCESS.
- CAN YOU EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO ME? - IF I CAN.
- WELL LET'S START WITH THE CHEST. - THE WARRIOR'S GATE.
- THAT'S THE REAL NAME. - AND HOW DOES IT WORK?
THAT'S COMPLICATED.
IT HAS TO DO WITH TIMES, SPACES, MAGIC..
AND THINGS BEYOND EXPLAINING.
THE MAIN THING IS THAT IT'S WORKS.
- THEN HOW DO I GET BACK. - ANOTHER CHEST.
THERE'S ANOTHER CHEST? GREAT, WHERE IS IT?
WELL, THAT IS COMPLICATED. I HAVE TO COLLECT FOUR DIFFERENT WOODS..
FROM 4 DIFFERENT TREES THAT GROW IN FOUR DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE COUNTRY.
NORTH WHERE ZIPPA WOOD IS FOUND.
SOUTH WHERE THE SPOTTED BAMBOO GROWS.
EAST WHERE THE BLACK MAHOGANY LIVES.
AND WEST WHERE THE RAREST TREE IN ALL THE LAND IS FOUND.
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BUILD A NEW BOX.
BUT FIRST LET'S FIND THE PRINCESS.
YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
ANOTHER COMPLICATED QUESTION.
HOW ABOUT AN EASY ONE, HUH?
ZHAO. TELL ME ABOUT ZHAO.
THAT'S EASY.
WARRIOR ZHAO WAS ONE OF THE SEVEN COMPANIONS..
RAISED FROM BIRTH BY THE SACRED MONKS..
FOR ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY.
TO PROTECT THE EMPEROR.
THE MONKS TRAIN THE 7 COMPANIONS DAY AND NIGHT,
YEAR IN AND YEAR OUT, UNTIL THEY WOULD BE MOST INVINCIBLE FORCE.
IT WAS THEIR SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE TO PROTECT THE EMPEROR..
WHILE BROUGHT PEACE TO THE LAND.
THERE WAS NOT A MAN ALIVE WHO COULD DEFEAT THEM.
EXCEPT ONE.
ARUN THE CRUEL, KING OF BARBARIANS.
AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT. ZHAO WAS ON THE MISSION AND THEY FIGURE IT OUT.
THE FOOD HAS BEEN POISONED. FEELING THE WORSE.
HE RUSH TO PROTECT THE EMPEROR.
BUT HE ARRIVED TOO LATE.
AND THEN CHAOS DESCENDED FROM THE NORTH.
AND THE PEACE THAT EMPEROR HAD WORK SO HARD TO BUILT BEGAN TO FALL APART.
WITH NO LEADER THE ARMY WAS LOST.
THE PEOPLE WERE LOST.
THE ZHAO FOUGHT RELENTLESSLY BUT AS GREAT AS WARRIOR AS HE WAS.
HE NEEDED A HELP OF THE GREATEST WARRIOR THAT COULD BE FOUND.
AND SO, BY USING THE CYNIC STONE. I FOUND YOU.
YES.
AND WE PASS THROUGH THE WARRIORS GATE
TO GET HELP PROTECTING THE GREATEST TREASURE WE POSSESSED.
- SHUMAN? - SULIN.
THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN RALLY THE PEOPLE TO DEFEAT.
THE BARBARIANS AND SAVE OUR KINGDOMS.
BUT I'M NOT BE ABLE TO HELP HIM. HE THINKS I AM WORTHLESS.
OH, YOU SEEMS MIGHT. BUT I DON'T.
- BASED ON WHAT? - YOU'RE HERE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE.
YOU COULD'VE STAY AT HOME.
THAT'S SOMETHING ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.
AM I CRAZY?
AND NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. I HAVE A LOT OF WOOD TO COLLECT.
SEE YOU. BYE-BYE.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
YOU KNOW THE OLD SAYING ABOUT BLAMING THE BURIAL IS BAD NEWS.
YES, YOUR HIGHNESS.
- YOU BELIEVE IT'S TRUE? - I HOPE NOT, YOUR HIGHNESS.
GOOD NEWS, YOU'RE GETTING MARRY. BAD NEWS.
WARRIOR ZHAO IS ON HIS WAY.
KILL HIM.
BRUTUS, NOT HIM, KILL ZHAO.
UPS.
- SO, I ASSUMED YOU HAVE A PLAN. - I DO. SAVE THE PRINCESS.
PREVENT THE MARRIED.
OH? SHE IS GETTING MARRIED?
FORCE TO. UNLESS WE STOP IT.
- AH.. WHO IS THE GROOM? - ARUN THE CRUEL.
AH, IS IT HIS NAME?
HIS FULL NAME IS ARUM THE CRUEL, THE HORRIBLE, THE TERRIBLE, THE MISERABLE.
BUT WE KEEP IT SHORT. IF THE MARRY TAKES PLACE..
ONCE SHE BECOME EMPRESS, HE BECOME EMPEROR.
AND ONCE HE IS AN EMPEROR. HE WILL KILL HER AND THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS DOOM.
ARE YOU FINISH WITH DINNER?
- I GUESS. - YEAH, WE SLEEP.
I KNOW, I KNOW, WE ARE RAFTING IT BUT DO WE HAVE ANY, BLANKETS AND PILLOWS?
BLANKETS? NO.
PILLOWS. YES.
GOOD NIGHT.
LET SAY YOU HAVE RESCUE THE PRINCESS.
- IS SHE HAVE ANYONE ELSE MIGHT TO MARRY? - NOT YET.
ANY IDEA WHAT KIND HUSBAND SHE LOOKING FOR?
CAUSE IN THE LITTLE TIME WE SPEND TOGETHER, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THOUGHT WE HAVE SOMETHING. YOU KNOW, CONNECTION.
CAUSE WE LIKE THE SAME CLOTHES, WE LIKE THE SAME MUSICS.
- YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T THINK THAT.. - NO, I DON'T THINK, JACK BRONSON.
SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE GOOD, SOMEONE BRAVE, A HERO.
YEAH.
SEIZED IN THE RIGHT OF CAPITAL OF CHUNGHAI PROVINCE.
1.600 BRICKS OF SILVER, 18.000 BRICKS OF GOLD. 6 CHESTS OF DIAMONDS.
AND 26 SLAVES.
- ONLY 26 SLAVES? - YES, I KNOW.
WE'RE UNDER PERFORMING IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
WHO IS IN CHARGE OF SLAVES?
MY COUSIN.
GET RID OF HIM.
BRUTUS, I MEAN THE COUSIN. NOT HIM!
UPS.
A SECOND MOMENT HERE, BIG FELLA.
NOW, I KNOW YOU WANT TO PLEASE ME, BUT NEXT TIME..
BEFORE YOU KILL SOMEONE. SHOULD WE HAVE A SIGNAL, MAYBE?
LIKE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT? LIKE, SIGNAL? LIKE THAT? A SIGNAL LIKE THAT?
- LIKE THAT? YES. - KILL. THAT'S THE SIGNAL.
- YES. - THAT'S THE SIGNAL.
YOUR HIGHNESS.
- GET HER DOWN. - FINALLY.
BEAUTIFUL BRIDE HAS ARRIVE. HELLO, MY LOVE.
HOW ARE YOU? TIRED FROM YOUR LONG TRIP.
- NEED A HOT BATH? - STAY THERE!
- A HUNK OF MILK, MAYBE? - HOLD!
SOON, MY LOVE. SOON.
YOU AND ME.
LET'S MOVE!
YOU AND ME!
- GO! GO! - CALL THE TAILOR FOR FITTING!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - IT'S GONNA RAIN.
THERE'S NO CLOUD.
NOT ALL RAIN COME FROM CLOUD.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
HE WANTS ME DEAD.
- SO THEY KNOW WE ARE HERE? - THEY KNOW WE'RE SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE.
SO THEY'RE JUST KEEP SHOOTING ARROWS EVERYWHERE AND HOPE TO GET LUCKY.
WE CALLED IT THE MORNING SHOWER.
WHY DON'T YOU WAKE ME UP? I COULD BEEN DEAD.
IF I WANT YOU DEAD, I WILL DO IT MYSELF.
YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO LISTEN.
- WHAT IS SAID? - DO NOT ENTER.
- AND WHAT'S IN THERE? - THE UNKNOWN LAND.
- WHAT IS IN THE UNKNOWN LAND? - UNKNOWN THINGS.
OKAY, WAIT, BUT.. YOU ARE DROP ME OFF TO THE WIZARD, RIGHT?
- WRONG. - OKAY, LOOK, I REALLY THINK..
IS ABOUT TIME WE THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING ME HOME?
- SO DO I. HERE. - WHAT IS THIS?
A MAP. IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE WIZARD.
I.. I CAN'T READ THIS. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
- I GAVE YOU A MAP. - SO BASICALLY IT'S SCREW YOU, JACK.
I BROUGHT YOU HERE AGAINST YOUR WILL, I KIDNAPPED YOU,
AND NOW YOU'RE NOT THE PERSON I THOUGH YOU WERE.
SO, ADIOS AMIGO. YOU ARE NOT MY PROBLEM.
WRONG AT NUMBER ONE. I DID NOT KIDNAP YOU.
NO ONE NEED YOU JUMP INTO THAT CHEST.
RIGHT ON NUMBER TWO. YOU ARE NOT MY PROBLEM.
MY PROBLEM IS TO GET THROUGH THE UNKNOWN LAND.
GET PASS THE ARUM'S ARMY.
PASS HIS PERSONAL GUARDS.
PASS THE TERROR GUARDS.
FIND THE PRINCESS, GET PASS THE TOWER'S REINFORCEMENT.
PASS THE PERSONAL GUARD'S REINFORCEMENT.
KILL ARUM.
AND THEN BRING THE PRINCESS BACK SO SHE CAN BE MADE EMPRESS WHO SAVE THE COUNTRY.
THAT IS MY PROBLEM.
SO YOU'RE SAYING I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE. YOU CAN SAVE YOURSELF OR YOU CAN SAVE HER.
- I CAN'T SAVE A PRINCESS! - YOU ARE THE BLACK KNIGHT.
- OH, YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT. - SIR, SIR..
SIR..
GOOD NEWS.
DON'T BE NERVOUS. IT'S BEEN MY LUCKY DAYS SO FAR.
- AND I'VE GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE. - YES, SIRE.
I'M SURE, IT'S GOOD NEWS.
BAD NEWS.
- NO, IMPOSSIBLE.. - NO SIGN OF WARRIOR ZHAO.
SIRE... SIRE..
BRUTUS..
NO, NO..
- SIGNAL, YOU REMEMBER, THE SIGNAL? - SIGNAL?
- KILL HIM! - NO, NO, NO, NO!
SIRE! SIRE!
I WAS THINKING. THIS ARUM DUDE, MAYBE IF HE GETS WHAT HE WANT, HE'LL CHANGE, YOU KNOW.
BE LIKE ARUM THE KIND?
DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE IN YOUR WORLD WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT BY THREATING TO DO BAD THINGS?
AT LEAST THERE IS ONE KID.
AND YOU GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS. DOES HE CHANGE?
NOT REALLY.
MIGHT DOES NOT MAKE RIGHT, JACK. RIGHT MAKES RIGHT.
IF YOU DON'T STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT, AND WHY YOU STAND UP AT ALL?
YOU KNOW, THAT'S EASY TO SAY. THIS, THIS KID, HE IS BIGGER THEN ME.
HE'S STRONGER THEN ME.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I RUN. - IS THAT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM?
NO.
- SO YOU GOT A GIRL? - NO.
- BECAUSE? - BECAUSE I HAD MY JOB.
WHAT ARE YOUR JOB DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR PERSONAL LIFE?
MY JOB IS MY LIFE.
YEAH, IT'S LIKE MUCH FUN.
PARDON?
YEAH, YOU KNOW. DO THINGS MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.
I FEEL GOOD DOING MY JOB.
YOU GUYS ALWAYS.. YOU KNOW, DUDE. COME ON.
YOU HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE? NO, OKAY, LOOK.
IT'S CALLED DANCING. OKAY? IT'S LIKE..
NO? OKAY, TRY THIS.
WELL, JUST, STAY STILL. OPEN YOUR EYES UP. THERE YOU GO.
- MAGIC? - IT'S COOL.
OKAY, I'M LAY ON THE BEATS. AND YOU JUST MOVE YOUR HIPS, OKAY?
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FUN.
MAN, COME ON.
COME ON! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
WOW.
EXCUSE ME.
WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH.
AND I NEED TO FINISH COOKING MY SOUP.
HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO TAKE?
- ALL NIGHT. - WE DON'T. WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT.
YOU DO NOW.
PERHAPS, IF WE MOVE THE..
- RESPECT YOUR ELDER ONE! - NO DISRESPECT.
BUT WE HAVE VERY IMPORTANT MISSION. WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH.
WELL, YOUR REALLY IMPORTANT MISSION WILL HAVE TO WAIT!
FOR MY POTATOES DISSOLVENT.
I'M SORRY.
- IT CAN'T. - NO!
OVER HERE!
YOU DON'T HAPPY.
HERE!
I THINK NICE.
HELP ME UP! ZHAO!
COME ON, JACK! COME ON!
I DID NOT LET UP FOR LAST.
I'M ON FIRE! I HATE FIRE!
MAYBE NOT SO WORTHLESS AFTER ALL.
YOUR WELCOME.
MY BRIDE.
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NEW PALACE.
IN TWO DAYS TIME. YOU WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE AS HERITAGE. OF COURSE.
YOU WILL THRILL MORE BE.
- MUCH MORE! - I WILL RATHER DIE!
WHATEVER MAKE YOU HAPPY, MY DEAR.
YOU WANT TO SEE ME HAPPY?
JUST TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO AND THAT WOULD BE DONE.
WELL..
COME CLOSE AND I WILL WHISPER IT.
IN YOUR EAR.
TELL ME MY LOVE!
MY SWEET, SOUL BIRD.
WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO MAKE YOU HAPPY?
DIE!
AS MUCH I LIKE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, YOUR DYING IS NOT ON YOU, LOVE.
HOWEVER, FEELING INSIST SOMEONE DYING, IT CAN BE ARRANGE.
KEEP HER AWAY.
COME ON!
COME INSIDE!
YOUR MEAL.
GET OUT!
INVISIBLE WOMAN.
HOW IS THE PRIEST PEOPLE IN PLACE BOXES AND TIME TRAVEL,
AND NONE OF US ARE WEIRD, IS IT?
IT'S NOT WEIRD.
IT JUST MAGIC.
WE DON'T HAVE MAGIC.
THEN HOW YOU DO EXPLAIN WHAT CANNOT BE EXPLAIN?
WE HAVE SAINS. SAINS IS EVERYTHING.
- DOES SAINS EXPLAIN RAINBOW OR SNOWFLAKES? - YES.
BUT DOES IT EXPLAIN HOW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SEE THE RAINBOW OR SNOWFLAKE?
- NO. FEELING AREN'T MAGIC. - SO YOU DO HAVE MAGIC.
- WHAT ARE THEY THEN? - I DON'T KNOW. THE FEELING.
OKAY, THEY MAKE YOU DO AND SAY THINGS YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T DO OR SAY, LIKE, LIKE..
IF YOU MET THIS GIRL THAT YOU NEVER KNEW. AND ALL THE SUDDEN THERE'S..
CAN'T THINK ANYTHING TO SAY BUT YOU CAN'T STOP TALKING.
AND YOUR BODY LIKE HOT AND COLD IN THE SAME TIME AND...
YOUR HEART IS BEATING LIKE YOU JUST RUN A MILE IN A MINUTE... AND IT'S.. IT'S LIKE..
MAGIC?
YEAH, I GUESS.
HELP!
ARE YOU OKAY?
- MY SISTER IS TRAPPED. - WHAT?
THERE.
PLEASE COME HELP US.
LOOK... I... I REALLY HAVE TO STAY.
PLEASE.
I.. I'M...
PLEASE.
- FINE. FINE. OKAY. - PLEASE. THANK YOU.
OH, THANK GOODNESS. HURRY!
WAIT... YOU'RE... YOU'RE TWINS?
NO, WE ARE NOT.
WE'RE TRIPLETS.
AND YOU OUR...
DINNER!
- [SCREAMING] - [LAUGHING]
COME ON, LET ME DOWN!
[SCREAMING]
ZHAO! ZHAO! ZHAO!
ZHAO!
HELP!
ZHAO!
AW! HE'S A CUTE ONE.
CUTE ONE ALWAYS TASTE BETTER.
OH, NO. THE FAT ONES TASTE BETTER.
THE FAT ONES GIVE ME DASH.
IF YOU LET THE BLOOD OUT, HE'LL COOKED FASTER.
[LAUGHING]
NO! NO! NO!
GET AWAY FROM HIM!
HELP!
ZHAO!
HEY, SINCE IT SEEMS WE'RE IN TROUBLE EVERY 20 MINUTES...
MAYBE IT COULD BE GOOD IF YOU SHOWED ME A FEW MOVES.
JUST IN CASE.
MARTIAL ARTS TAKE MANY YEARS TO LEARN.
NO, I'M NOT ASKING FOR THE WHOLE MENU.
JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING.
MARTIAL ARTS DO NOTWORK WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING.
WELL THEN, A LOT OF SOMETHING. ANYTHING.
EVEN IF I CAN DO ONE THING TO HELP OUT THE NEXT TIME WE'RE IN A SITUATION.
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE.
PLEASE.
[SIGHS]
COME ON.
GET UP.
STAND A FEET APART.
OH, THIS IS COOL.
BEND YOUR KNEES.
SORRY.
OKAY.
NOW IMAGINE... THERE'S A BIG TREE IN FRONT OF YOU.
DO YOU SEE IT?
YEAH.
IS IT BIG?
YEAH.
OKAY.
NOW, HUG IT.
DO WHAT?
I MEAN HUG THE TREE.
GOOD.
- THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT.
WELL, HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO STAY LIKE THIS?
[SIGHS]
YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TEACH ME, YOU SHOULD JUST SAY SO.
I AM TEACHING YOU.
YEAH. RIGHT. THANKS. THANKS A LOT.
HEY. HEY, WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
COME ON.
NOW, PAY ATTENTION.
THE SECRET OF ALL MARTIAL ARTS IS THE CIRCLE.
WHEN YOU MOVED, THE CIRCLE MOVES WITH YOU.
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.
HIT ME.
HIT ME AGAIN.
AGAIN.
TO UNDERSTAND THE CIRCLE, YOU MUST MAKE THE CIRCLE...
LIVE THE CIRCLE, NOW, THE CIRCLE IS YOU..
AND YOU ARE THE CIRCLE.
UNDERSTAND?
WE MOVE THE MOMENT SHE SAYS "I DO".
FIRST ON ME.
DIRECTLY FOR THE CAPITAL.
SECOND ARMY.
TO THE OCEAN.
AND THE THIRD ARMY?
WE HAVE A THIRD ARMY?
YES.
JUST LET THEM ROBBING VILLAGE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
FOR THE WEDDING CANOPY.
RED OR BLUE?
RED OR BLUE, MY LOVE?
[LAUGHING]
OOPS.
AND THIS IS CALLED NOT GOOD.
WHY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL?
YES, IT IS. BUT THE FORTRESS IS OVER THERE.
AND IT COULD TAKE DAYS TO WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE LAKE.
OR WE COULD JUST SWIM ACROSS IN NO TIME.
[SIGHS]
NO, JACK. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
WHY, ARE THERE MAN-EATING FISH IN THERE?
NO.
- POISONOUS SNAKES? - NOPE.
- DRAGONS? - NOT THIS TIME OF YEAR.
SO, WHAT'S IN IT THAT'S A PROBLEM?
I CANNOT SWIM.
YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU... YOU WHO CAN KICK THE BUTTS OF THE ENTIRE NFL AT THE SAME TIME...
AND YOU CAN'T SWIM, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
THEY NEVER TAUGHT...
YEAH. OH, COME ON. WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.
YOU'RE GONNA WALK?
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
OKAY, YOU GOTTA GET OVER THIS "YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE" THING, ALRIGHT?
YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE.
YOU'RE STRONG AND YOU'RE COORDINATED.
ALRIGHT, MAYBE, WE CAN WORK SOMETHING ELSE, OKAY?
I TEACH YOU TO SWIM, YOU TEACH ME MORE...
DEAL?
[SIGHS]
COME ON.
OOH...
YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU CAN DO IT, COME ON.
- TRUST ME. - [SIGHS]
HEY, THAT'S IT.
THERE YOU GO.
NOW, PUT THE SHIELD ON.
NOW, HOP ON.
- OOH... - HEY.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU HAVING FUN?
YEAH.
I BET YOU DIDN'T GET TOO MUCH OF THAT, GROWING UP THE WAY YOU DID.
FUN? NO.
SO, IF YOU CAN MAKE UP FOR THAT...
MAYBE YOU CAN COME VISIT ME.
I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND, MAYBE GET MY MOM TO TAKE US TO DISNEYLAND OR SOMETHING.
I TOLD YOU.
I CAN NEVER TAKE OFF FROM MY JOB.
HEY, MAN, LOOK... YOU... YOU REALLY GOT TO GET A LIFE.
WHEN YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LIFE, YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
OKAY.
YOU...
YOU LIKE GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW SAY THINGS LIKE THAT?
LIKE WHAT?
WHEN YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LIFE, YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
NOTHING IS WRONG, BUT THAT, IT'S JUST...
SOUND SMART.
IT DOES?
YEAH, IT DOES.
[CHUCKLES]
COOL.
SO, WHAT'S IN DISNEYLAND?
A LOT OF PRINCESSES.
OH.
- A CHINESE ONE, TOO. - OH.
- OUR KING WILL WIN! - OUR KING WILL WIN!
GET DOWN, GET DOWN, GET DOWN!
SO, YOU... YOU DO HAVE A PLAN, RIGHT?
I'VE TOLD YOU THE PLAN.
AH, RIGHT. GET PAST THE ARMY.
- YES. - GET PAST THE PERSONAL GUARDS.
- CORRECT. - GET PAST THE TOWER GUARDS. FIND THE PRINCESS.
- GET PAST REINFORCEMENTS? - GOOD.
- KILL ARUN. - EXACTLY.
CROWNED SULIN IN PERSON SAVED THE COUNTRY.
YOU LEARNING TO LISTEN.
YEAH.
THE REAL QUESTIONS IS...
DO YOU HAVE A PLAN TO EXECUTE... THE PLAN?
HMM?
AH, I MEAN...
- WHO WILL WIN? - OUR KING WILL WIN!
OUR KING WILL WIN!
GOOD MORNING.
HMM?
GREAT PLAN.
- ARE WE IN THE FORTRESS? - YEAH.
- ARE WE PASSED THE ARMY? - YEAH.
HAVE WE PASSED THE PERSONAL GUARDS?
ALMOST.
WELL THEN, I THINK THE PLAN IS WORKING.
I THINK THE PLAN TO GET IN IS WORKING.
HOW ABOUT THE PLAN TO GET OUT?
I'M WORKING ON IT.
WARRIOR ZHAO.
I'M SO HONORED, THAT YOU'VE COME ALL THIS WAY TO ATTEND MY WEDDING.
I'M NOT HERE TO ATTEND YOUR WEDDING.
I'M HERE TO ATTEND YOUR FUNERAL.
[LAUGHING]
AND YOU ARE?
HE'S THE BLACK KNIGHT.
I'M NOT THE BLACK KNIGHT, OKAY? I'M...
I'M JACK BRONSON.
JACK BRONSON.
I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS.
AND I HAVE BAD NEWS.
THE GOOD NEWS IS...
TOMORROW... WHEN MY BRIDE AND I ARE MARRIED.
WE WILL STAND... THERE.
AND YOU TWO... WILL STAND...
THERE.
OKAY, WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
AS SOON AS WE'VE TAKEN OUR VOWS...
YOU KNOW, NEW LIFE BEGINS...
YOUR LIFE ENDS.
HE'S NOT BLUFFING, IS HE?
ARUN DOESN'T DO BLUFFS.
EVEN MAYBE HE'LL BE FEELING GENEROUS 'CAUSE IT HIS WEDDING DAY, AND HE'LL PARDON US.
ARUN DOESN'T DO GENEROUS.
OKAY, IF HE DOESN'T DO THIS AND HE DOESN'T DO THAT...
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HE DOES DO?
WELL, HE RAPES, MURDERS, AND PILLAGERS.
I GUESS IN ANOTHER WORDS WE'RE DEAD.
WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER ONE OPENS.
SEE?
DINNER IS SERVED.
[HUMMING]
URGH...
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
IT'S TIME TO EAT.
UH... EXCUSE ME?
UH... WOULD YOU MIND...
YOU KNOW, SO WE CAN...
THANK YOU.
HERE.
[CHUCKLES]
GUYS, I'M.. I'M LOOKING FOR THE PRINCESS.
YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
[SCREAMING]
WHAT NOW?
NOW IS THE TIME TO USE WHAT I'VE TAUGHT YOU.
I'M NOT READY.
OF COURSE, YOU ARE.
YOU'RE THE BLACK KNIGHT.
YOU HAVE SKILLS.
OKAY, I DON'T... I DON'T GET IT.
'CAUSE, ONE MINUTE YOU TOLD ME I'M WORTHLESS, AND AFTER A FEW LESSONS, I'M NOT?
IT'S NOT JUST ME WHO THINKS YOU'RE NOT WORTHLESS, JACK.
THE WAY THE PRINCESS LOOKS AT YOU.. SHE BELIEVES IN YOU.
- SHE DOES? - NOW, GO RESCUE HER. GO!
WHAT'S UP?
HMM?
[INDISTINCT SHOUTS]
- JACK! JACK! - OH!
YOU OKAY?
- I'M SORRY. - YEAH.
YOU CAME TO SAVE ME.
I GUESS.
I KNEW YOU WILL.
YOU DID?
FROM THE VERY FIRST.
PRINCESS!
ZHAO.
- ARE YOU ALRIGHT? - I'M ALRIGHT.
I'M SORRY I CAME LATE TO SAVE YOU.
OKAY, PLAN, WE DID IT. UM... HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
I'M WORKING ON IT.
YOU BETTER WORK FAST, THEY'RE COMING.
[SHOUTING]
HOW MANY?
I... I DON'T KNOW. 25?
I NEED TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MANY.
1, 2, 3...
4, 5, 6, 7...
8, 9, 10...
13, 14, 15...
27, 28, 29...
30!
30?
30.
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH!
HURRY! FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME!
31!
31! 31!
[PANTING]
[SHOUTING]
26, 27, 28, 29...
HOW?
DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE!
DON'T MOVE.
[SCREAMING]
THAT WORKED.
WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THIS ON?
I LIKE IT.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
COME ON. GET ON.
GO.
ARE YOU ON? ARE YOU ON? GET ON!
GO. COME ON.
WE ALMOST THERE.
[NEIGHING]
COME ON.
AMAZING ANIMALS.
RAISE EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM FROM BIRTH.
I'VE FED THEM BY HAND.
NURSE THEM WHEN THEY WERE SICK.
THEY ARE MORE LOYAL THAN ALL MY MEN.
THEY WOULD DIE FOR ME.
AS WELL THE TWO OF YOU.
AND YOU MY DEAR..
BY THIS TIME TOMORROW, YOU AND I WILL BE HUSBAND AND WIFE.
EMPEROR AND EMPRESS.
ALLOW ME, MY LOVE.
TAKE THEM AWAY.
- WHAT ARE THEY DOING? - ANCIENT CUSTOM.
LAST SMOKE, LAST MEAL..
SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MISSING.
DAMN.
- HOW CAN YOU EAT? - I'M HUNGRY.
- THEY GONNA KILL US. - YOU SHOULD TRY.
- IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD. - I DON'T CARE IF IT THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD, MAN.
I'M STILL A KID.
AND MY WHOLE LIFE HEAD TO ME.
THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO.
LIKE WHAT?
DUDE, I NEVER BEEN KISS A GIRL.
ME NEITHER.
YOU KNOW, I WAS THAT CLOSE BEFORE YOU CAME TO THE ROOM.
YEAH. THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
- WITH THE PRINCESS? HOW CLOSE? - THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
- WHAT WAS THAT? - A BUTTERFLY.
- YOU SPOKE TO THE BUTTERFLY? - APPARENTLY.
- ARE THEY UNDERSTOOD YOU? - HOPEFULLY.
[SOBBING]
LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!
WE ARE GATHER AT HERE TODAY TO WITNESS THE MARRIAGE OF..
ARUN THE CRUEL, THE RUIN, THE HORRIBLE, THE TERRIBLE.
- THE STRONG! - CAN WE MOVE IT ALONG?
- HEY, I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU. - FOR WHAT?
TRY TO TURN ME TO BE WARRIOR.
YOU WERE WARRIOR FROM THE BEGINNING, JACK.
ON THE INSIDE. IT JUST HAD TO BE BROUGHT OUT.
- YEAH, A LOT A GOOD DID.. - IT'S NOT OVER YET.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS NOT OVER YET?
IN THE MINUTE, SHE'S GONNA BE MARRIAGE AND WE'LL DIE.
JACK, WORRYING IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE ANYTHING.
JUST LIVE IN THE MOMENT.
NO OFFENSE, BUT I THINK WE DON'T HAVE A MOMENT.
DO YOU ARUN TAKE SU LIN IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH..
- FOR BETTER AND THE WORSE? - I DO, SHE DOES.
AND GOES TO BE MY WIFE.
TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL, YOU MUST NOW KISS THE BRIDGE.
[CHEERING]
[SHOUTING]
- HELLO. - WIZARD!
HOW CAN YOU GET HERE?
SEE? IT'S SIMPLE.
- NOW JUST GO SAFE HER. - WAIT, WAIT, HOW?
- JUMP. - JUMP? COME ON, MAN.
- THERE'S ANOTHER JUMP POWDER. - COME ON.
- THERE YOU GO. NOW JUMP. - JUMP HOW?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOW, THIS POWDER HASN'T DO SPECIFIC.
- YOU CAN DO IT, JACK. - JUMP!
OKAY.
[SHOUTING]
COME ON.
THAT WAY!
SU LIN.
WHOA, WOULD YOU STOP THAT, PLEASE. IT'S TOTALLY BUZZ KILL.
NOW, COME ON. LET'S GO.
GET BACK!
JACK. HERE.
- HEY, HEY, WAIT, WAIT, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS. - JUST THROW.
THANKS.
GO SAVE THE PRINCESS!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON!
HURRY.
COME ON, JACK.
WATCH OUT!
IT'S TIME TO GO.
[GAPS]
SU LIN.
- SU LIN. SU LIN.. - JACK..
ARE YOU OKAY? HOLD ON.
[SHOUTING]
- ALMOST THERE. - BUT NOT QUITE.
WHY YOU DOING THIS, SON?
YOU'RE NOT A WARRIOR. NOT EVEN A GROW MAN.
LEAVE HER ALONE AND I LET YOU LIVE.
- YOU LEAVE HER ALONE, AND I LET YOU LIVE. - LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.
NO. I THINK I'LL STAY HERE.
AND I WILL TAKE ONE LEG. YOUR OTHER LEG.
NOW TAKE YOUR ARM.
I'LL JUST KILL YOU.
JACK! JACK! YOU'RE THE SHIT.
THANKS.
HELLO, ZHAO.
THE EMPRESS REQUEST YOUR PRESENT.
OKAY, I'M JUST WAITING THE WIZARD.
JACK, IF THE EMPRESS SUMMON YOU, YOU MUST COME AT ONCE.
- HE SAID HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - IT IS THE RULE.
OR WHAT, HUH? GET MY HEAD CHOP OFF?
YOU GUYS AND YOUR RULES, MAN.
SO I GUESS IT'S THE RULES TO SMILE.
- HI. - HI. WOW.
WHAT? SURE I'M NOT GONNA HAVE MY HEAD CHOP OFF?
- THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO SEE. - OKAY.
I WANTED TO SEE YOU BEFORE YOU WENT BACK.
ACTUALLY I WISH I COULD GO WITH YOU.
- EVEN FOR ONE DAY. - YOU ARE THE EMPRESS NOW.
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
BECAUSE I'M THE EMPRESS I CAN'T.
EVERY MINUTES OF EVERYDAY FROM NOW ON WILL BE FILLED WITH.
MINISTERS, AMBASSADORS, AND PAPER TO SIGNING, DECISION TO MAKE.
- NO DANCING. NO SINGING. - NO FUN.
I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO THE MALL TO EAT ICE CREAM, BUT..
I.. I CAN'T.
MY FATHER WORKED SO HARD TO BRING PEACE TO THE WHOLE COUNTRY.
I CAN'T LET HIM DOWN.
HE GAVE HIS LIFE FOR OUR PEOPLE I OWE IT TO HIM.
I UNDERSTAND.
BUT I DID WANT TO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MEMORIES THAT I WILL ALWAYS TREASURED.
I WANT TO GIVE ONE THAT I HOPE YOU WILL, TOO.
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE WORTHLESS.
I NEVER DID.
GOODBYE, JACK.
HE TOUCHED THE EMPRESS.
HE MUST TO DIE!
HEY.. HEY!
WIZARD! WIZARD!
- I'M HERE. GOT IT. - I GOTTA GO.
NO I GOTTA GO NOW. I GOTTA GO NOW.
- HEY, I KNOW. I PUT IT SOMEWHERE. - I GOTTA GO.
HERE YOU SEE?
OKAY.
- IT'S NOT READY YET? COME ON, HURRY! - RELAX.
JACK!
SO AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?
- YOU GOTTA KILL ME, REALLY? - RULES ARE RULES.
IF WE DO NOT LIVE BY THEM, WE'LL BE NOTHING MORE THAN BARBARIANS.
UNLESS WE CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
- SOMETIMES GOOD TO BE A LITTLE FLEXIBLE, RIGHT? - I HATE YOU.
HERE.
THANK YOU.
GOOD BYE, JACK BRONSON.
I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU AND THE LESSON YOU TAUGHT ME.
IT'S DONE.
THE LAST MISSING PIECE TO PUT.
I MIGHT LEARNED TO BE FLEXIBLE BUT THEY HAVEN'T.
- HURRY UP. LET'S GO. - YES.
- COME ON, MAN. GET IT IN. - LET'S GO.
- GO.. GO! - COME ON!
JACK?
HI, MOM.
WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
IT'S COMPLICATED.
I'M SURE IT IS.
HELLO, DICK-WAD.
COME ON, TRAVIS I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR THE CLASS.
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE.. PERMANENTLY.
- OKAY, IT'S DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY. - YOU'RE RIGHT. IT DOESN'T.
- YOU COULD.. RUN. - YEAH, NICE.
PUSSY.
OKAY.
I GAVE YOU THE OPTION.
YOU GAVE ME THE OPTION?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU WANNA DANCE?
JUST GIVE THIS OVER WITH.
- OH, MAN. - DICK-WAD.
ASSHOLE!
- YOU'RE DONE? - YOU'RE DEAD!
DON'T TOUCH ME!
YOU HAD ENOUGH?
- YOU ALRIGHT? - YOU ALRIGHT, MAN?
YO, COME ON, MAN. COME ON, MAN.
- COME ON, GET UP. - DON'T TOUCH ME!
GET UP.
ANVIL CENTER.
WHAT YOU DOING?
SWEETIE, WE HAVE TO MOVE.
I.. I CAN'T MAKE THE PAYMENT. WE'RE LOSING THE HOUSE.
OR NOT.
UM. IT'S A CHEQUE?
- YEAH. - ITS $25,000?
YEAH.
- IT'S MADE OUT TO YOU? - YEAH.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WELL, I, UM..
I CAME UP THE IDEA FOR A GAME AND I SOLD IT.
OH, YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.
OH, MY GOD.
I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO SIT DOWN.
A VIDEO GAME? WHAT IT IS CALLED?
UH, THE WARRIORS GATE.
WHAT?
SULIN WINS.
I'LL HAVE THE CHOCOLATE CONE, PLEASE.
UH, I'LL HAVE CHOCOLATE, TOO AND VANILLA AND CHERRY AND STRAWBERRY.
HI.
- WHAT.. WHAT ARE YOU.. - DOING HERE?
I'VE MADE A NEW RULE. EVERYONE TAKES A VACATION EVEN THE EMPRESS.
VERY MODERN, HUH?
- WAIT, HOW DID YOU.. YEAH. - GET HERE?
I HAD THE WIZARD MAKING OUT A BOX.
OH, THIS IS.. THIS IS SO AWESOME.
THE WARRIORS GATE
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